Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in but_munch's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, June 7th, 2005
5:55 pm	chapter 3 All the x men piled into the x jet, which in reality was a worn out pimp mobile with a jet engine super glued to the boot and some carboard wings stuck to the doors with some duck tape. Matthew, who was driving this contraption said see if u can find those bastards evil and retarded signal in the area. "I've got a signal screamed" Carys "great were are they" replied matthew "oh, i werent lookin for them, i have been trying to get a signal on my mobile to phone my mum back all day." "I've found them" said tom. "i tracked them using my super bad bastard, metrosexual and gay porn bar tracker and it actually worked!!!!!!" happily sed tom "they are in central park robbing all the hot dog stands in the area. While all this was happening tegan spillaz and becky were in the back Tegan was timing how long it take becky to eat 10 bowls of jelly and how long it would take cyclops spillane to eat 10 packets of caramel waffles. It was a close contest but in the end becky one with the time of 3.2 seconds closely followed by spillaz with the time of 3.1 secs. "We are coming up to central park, i am gunna land" said matthew. Meanwhile on groundkarla gay aka saberpuff was sitting on the grass painting his nails a shiny pink colour. While B.O. Ben aka the blob was eating all the hot dogs and dip shit lite aka the toad was amazed by a shiny 10 cent coin he was in the middle of robbing. Toad darling, will u hurry up and rob that money my nails are nearly dry!" asked saberpuff. "UMMM BLAH BLE DAH TEE SEE" (because he is a DIP SHIT he can not speak)replied toad. "on no look, its the x men" screamed the blob pointing up and with a mouth full of hot dog. But unfortunatly cuz he raised his arm a pile of toxic B.O. fumes were released and except from his two evil friends everybody else in central park were killed. The x jet landed with a thud and all the x men jumped out. Lets kick ass!!!!!! shouted tegan Find out who gets chopped up in the next chapter of X -Men the retarded version But if u can wait until then........TOUGH Current Mood: rejuvenated Current Music: THE FUNKS UR BROTHER (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
6:54 pm	this is my contrabution to matthews gangs stories: im desperatly trying to fit in wit u guys x men - the retarded version chapter 1- intro-fuck-tion back many years ago (well actually it was wednesday) God created a team of heroes to fight evil, stand up for justice and all that jazz they tell u in spiderman which gives u a warm feeling inside, but then u realise its just u being able to see kirsten dunst's tits, like every 5 seconds. Anywayz, God created a batch of super heroes but the first 3 turned out wrong so they will be our villians in the story. They are Karla the Gay a.k.a Saberpuff- wen he gets mad he purrs insted of growls B.O. Ben a.k.a. The Blob- this bloke manages to eat and smell of shit all at the same time Dip Shit Light a.k.a The Toad- not able to tlk properly but manages to shoot green crap out of his mouth And now the heroes of my story Matthew Rogers a.k.a Wolverine always brakes the rules and mini samarai swords pop out of his hands. Thomas Spillane a.k.a Cyclops able to shoot red glow sticks from his eyes Becky Sizer a.k.a Wall Crawler this russian exchange student likes to kick ass and eat roar jelly, is able to tellypot from place to place Carys a.k.a uummm The Sarcy One often sarcastic and can move things with her mind, but actualy just picks them up wen none is lookin. Tegan Teapot a.k.a Storm this dossy cow thinks she can contro the weather. Daft bitch And Finally the "BRAINS" (yeah rite) of the group Thomas McCarthy a.k.a Prof X this styrafoam wheel chair bound metro sexual spends his day trying to prove he is not gay by trying to get it up for Carys, but what he forgets is he is paralysed from the waist down. Poor bugger!!!!!!!!!!!! Well dnt tell me wat u think cuz my feelings get hurt easily, and remember not everyones story can be as gd as matts or beckz!!!!!!!!!!!!! chapter 2 will arrive wen i can be bothered Current Mood: damn u alll !!!!!!!! Current Music: ceasers: jurk it out (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
9:12 pm	it was my first time so this is all new to me and i wanna see if it wrks so muwahahahahahaha!!!!! Current Mood: happy Current Music: gwen steffani (Comment on this)